August 2012
123 posts
Watchiggygogo:
bitchflash:
I almost threw up from trying to hold in my laughter.
omg
i can’t breathe
craughed:
you may think im an asshole but as soon as you get to know me you realize that first impressions are right and i am an asshole
lampsnake:
WARNING This is the VERY pornographic...
Watch
Cosmo sex tip #522
cosmo-sex-tips:
Cum first then whisper into her ear ” later peasant “ Then leave
Cosmo sex tip #526
cosmo-sex-tips:
If you are doing it doggy style, bark instead of moaning.
Cosmo sex tip #369
amandasucks:
cosmo-sex-tips:
when you’re about to pull your lovers panties off whisper “the chamber of secrets have been opened.”
Being on tumblr makes me so depressed…….and boners.
Fuck man
This is terrible.
WatchI don’t know
tltty:
porn logic: wow i spilled my drink on him i better take off his pants and suck his dick
“Do not fear mistakes. There are none.” - Miles Davis”
– (via blksavant)
“It’s hard to answer the question “what’s wrong?” when nothing is right.”
– Unknown (via audreyheina)
Watchdogs are so funny
WatchLol, cousin sounds funny
Watchthis is creepy as fuck
u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99
odd-shit:
Worry about your character, not your reputation. Your character is who you are, your reputation is only what people think of you, so it should really only mean shit to ya.
lostinsleep:
I’m such a fucker. how do I have friends? do I even have friends?
